Every dollar offsets approximately 0.000004 tantrums.

Minor Kvetch

$10

Funds The Reusable Pitchfork Initiative — a single reusable pitchfork tine.

Measured Grievance

$25

Funds The Reusable Pitchfork Initiative — one month of outrage of the month club for an underserved zip code.

Principled Objection

$100

Funds The Reusable Pitchfork Initiative — a certified responsible overreactor™ scholarship.

Formal Complaint

$500

Funds The Reusable Pitchfork Initiative — offsets one regional hoa meeting.

Structural Meltdown Offset

$2,500

Funds The Reusable Pitchfork Initiative — reforests a twitter thread.

Patron of the Tempered Uprising

$10,000

Funds The Reusable Pitchfork Initiative — names a pitchfork after you; bronze nameplate.