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Minor Kvetch
$10
Funds Tantrum Footprint Calculator — a single reusable pitchfork tine.
Measured Grievance
$25
Funds Tantrum Footprint Calculator — one month of outrage of the month club for an underserved zip code.
Principled Objection
$100
Funds Tantrum Footprint Calculator — a certified responsible overreactor™ scholarship.
Formal Complaint
$500
Funds Tantrum Footprint Calculator — offsets one regional hoa meeting.
Structural Meltdown Offset
$2,500
Funds Tantrum Footprint Calculator — reforests a twitter thread.
Patron of the Tempered Uprising
$10,000
Funds Tantrum Footprint Calculator — names a pitchfork after you; bronze nameplate.
